Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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