He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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