i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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