was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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