Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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