I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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