Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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