I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
you never un-have a 4some
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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