They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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