If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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