We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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