Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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