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(312): View more from Illinois

My room smells like vodka and shame

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue

(484): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm in love

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(740): View more from Ohio

He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.

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(817): View more from Texas

Dude. Creed is coming in september.

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We're no longer friends.

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(972): View more from Texas

You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'

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(519): View more from Ontario

I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!

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(630): View more from Illinois

You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!

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(763): View more from Minnesota

dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?

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