i just google imaged poop.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
did you just send me my own nude
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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