why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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