i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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