break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
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