hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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