so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
