it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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