You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
