you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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