so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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