You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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