No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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