so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
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I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
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Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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