She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
Randomize