i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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