Three words: puerto rican gang bang
just to let you know, don't open your linen closet for a while until i come over with a cleaning kit and geek squad
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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