the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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