I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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