My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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