honey bunches of taint.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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