You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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