bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
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Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You're a waste of cheezeits
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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