Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
