One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
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he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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