In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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