You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
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i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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