Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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