awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
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I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I wear drunk well.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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