All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job