I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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