From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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