ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
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I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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