i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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