id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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