Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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