There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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