I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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