Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Farmville is her only friend.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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