This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
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