...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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