So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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