Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
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Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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