i permit you to call me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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